am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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