i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
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Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
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Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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