how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
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I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
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Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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