Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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