So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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