whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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