I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
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The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
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