12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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