i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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