So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
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Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
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he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
why is half of my head shaved?
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