I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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