I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
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I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
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Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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