Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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