K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
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I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
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we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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