is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
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Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
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I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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