Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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