Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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