He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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