Its about making memories worth repressing
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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