Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Randomize
