Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
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Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
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Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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