How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
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And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
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So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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