If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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