did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
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I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
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so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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