clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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