just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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