Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
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the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
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You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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