PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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