I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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