Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
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He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Sext me about skeletons
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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