my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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