he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
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I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
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My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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