She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
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I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
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Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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