she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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