Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Randomize
