I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
What a dumb baby whore.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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