people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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