I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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