But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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