I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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