Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Randomize