I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
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You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
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It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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