I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
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I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
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This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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