So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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