So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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