i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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