1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
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Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
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First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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