Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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