No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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