they said they heard you say put it in my butt
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
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Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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