By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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