you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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