Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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