woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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