Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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