ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
